Tuesday, 9 June 2015

Series 1, Episode 7: Hook Man

Well it seems that hundreds of my friends have jetted off to Cyprus this week and left me all alone..I am of course exaggerating, I don't have anywhere near a hundred friends! And besides, when I weigh up whether I'd rather be relaxing in sunny Cyprus or sitting in rainy Nantwich watching an episode of Supernatural then I know where I'd rather be. Cyprus would be far to warm for me. 

So this episode is called "Hook Man". Two things spring to mind. Either we are going to have a killer with a hook for a hand or Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman are going to be battling it out again as Peter Pan and Captain Hook. I think the latter is very unlikely so I'm banking on it being the former.



I'm guessing this guy isn't Dustin Hoffman! Captain Hook is seriously pissed off!


I think the vicar did it! Sorry for that sudden inexplicable exclamation but I just wanted to get my prediction in. This is one of the best bits about doing a blog about a series I know nothing about as opposed to one that I know back to front! To explain my earlier statement I need to briefly mention the plot thus far.
A young girl (Laurie) is on a date with a lad and they drive to a secluded spot. Her dad (the vicar) tries to call her and she refuses to answer. The couple start "getting close" when the guy decides to go and investigate a strange noise coming from outside the car. I wonder if the sound he could hear was me thumping my head against the wall in frustration at how much this idiot was fulfilling the horror movie cliche! Anyway, he soon ends up dead after an attack from a semi invicible man with a hook. When you do see the hook man it's actually pretty terrifying. Men in hats with weapons attached to their hands still set off that underlying Freddy Krueger fear that still resides inside me. Laurie escapes and it seems to be that her father is being overly protective of her so I think he did it. I think he's a religious nut who does not want his daughter to be despoiled. 

The vicar and Laurie have an argument and shortly after her room mate has met the same fate as her boyfriend. I'm starting to think that it's to obvious that it's the vicar as everything seems to be pointing that way so I have reassessed the situation and I think it will be Laurie herself committing the murders somehow and the reason the vicar is trying to keep her to himself is because he knows she is dangerous. That's my prediction and I'm sticking to it! At least until my next brainwave hits. So far Dean and Sam haven't done much except get arrested. Disappointing. Come on guys! Get in the Mystery Machine and solve this puzzle! 

On a side note, I'm having chicken nuggets and chips for my tea so life's not all bad after all. I bet the food in Cyprus is awful! 

Well it turns out I got this episode pretty much dead right. In fact I was constantly ahead of Dean and Sam every step of the way so either I'm on good form today or they are having a bad day. Maybe I should take up this demon hunting! I'll finish my chicken nuggets first though! Annoyingly I found I had hardly any chips in but then got excited as I found some onion rings so when you think about it, my life is just as exciting and has the same ups and downs as Dean and Sam. We're not so different when it comes down to it. I'm looking forward to them starting a blog about my life.

Just a quick note to end on. I'm not really upset about not being invited to Cyprus. I just thought it would be funny to pretend to be. I understand that pointing this out kind of ruins the joke but I didn't want people thinking I was genuinely feeling sorry for myself. I'm not. Well no more than usual anyway.

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